You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008) runs 1 h 53 min, is rated PG-13 in the US and averages 5.7 from 4,227 TMDB members. An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
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