Where to watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) tonight
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025) runs 1 h 53 min, is rated R in the US and averages 6.3 from 453 TMDB members. With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
- Runtime
- 1 h 53 min — ends 9:53 pm if you start at 8:00 pm
- Rated
- R (US)
- Genres
- Drama
- Released
- October 10, 2025
- TMDB rating
- 6.3 / 10 from 453 votes
- Director
- Mary Bronstein
- Starring
- Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald
- Language
- English
Where to watch it tonight
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Streaming availability by JustWatch. In the US, as of 2026-11-05: HBO Max Amazon Channel (subscription), HBO Max (subscription).
Questions people ask
- How long is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is 1 h 53 min long (113 minutes). If you start it at 8:00 pm it ends at 9:53 pm; add about 20 minutes if you watch trailers first.
- What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You rated?
- If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated R in the US.
- Is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You a good movie to watch with a group?
- Better for one or two who will actually watch. Drama reward attention; a room that talks over it will miss the point. Rated R in the US — check who is in the room.
- Where can I stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?
- In the US, as of 2026-11-05: HBO Max Amazon Channel (subscription), HBO Max (subscription). Availability changes often; this page loads the live list for your country (streaming availability by JustWatch).
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