Where to watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) tonight
Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) runs 1 h 40 min, is rated PG-13 in the US and averages 6.2 from 296 TMDB members. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
- Runtime
- 1 h 40 min — ends 9:40 pm if you start at 8:00 pm
- Rated
- PG-13 (US)
- Genres
- Comedy
- Released
- November 7, 2008
- TMDB rating
- 6.2 / 10 from 296 votes
- Director
- Steve Miner
- Starring
- Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox, Steve Guttenberg, Aimee Garcia
- Language
- English
Where to watch it tonight
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Streaming availability by JustWatch. As of 2026-11-05 it is not streaming on a subscription or free service in the US; it can be rented or bought on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube.
Questions people ask
- How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is 1 h 40 min long (100 minutes). If you start it at 8:00 pm it ends at 9:40 pm; add about 20 minutes if you watch trailers first.
- What is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous rated?
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is rated PG-13 in the US.
- Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous a good movie to watch with a group?
- Yes — a crowd movie. Comedy hold a room: people can talk, laugh or scream over it and still follow what is going on.
- Where can I stream Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
- As of 2026-11-05 it is not streaming on a subscription or free service in the US; it can be rented or bought on Amazon Video, Google Play Movies, YouTube. Availability changes often; this page loads the live list for your country (streaming availability by JustWatch).
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